1 - Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.
2 - Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
3 - Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.
4- Many people are alive today because other people do not want to go to jail.
5 - Alcohol does not solve any problems; then again, neither does milk.
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